Sunday, September 25, 2005

Aaah...To be privileged!

Have you ever heard of a rider? It is a contract that follows an artisit or celebrity and establishes their requirements for an appearance or a show.

It's just amazing to me some of the things they put into them! Of course they do it because they can!! I just wanted to share some of the information...

Coldplay-Marlboro Lights, NO AMERICAN BEER, internet connection
Blink 182-crispy m&m's,powerbars, Capt'n Crunch
Diddy-*double check all food for hair, 2 bottles Hennessey, cristal, dom perignon
Foo Fighters-tickets to pass out!, full creative lighting/sound/wardrobe control, tube socks, boxer shorts, stinky cheese
Ashlee Simpson-oreos, listerine, baked lay's, special "vocal" equipment
Jennifer Lopez-white room, white flowers, white tables, white couches, white candles,pie ala mode, cds of Destiny's Child, De La Soul, etc.(40 in all), no food allowed in white room!
Britney Spears-12 dressing rooms-all with specific furniture,altoids, doritos, 2 full length mirrors, pop tarts, KFC, lucky charms
Eminem-game room with ps2 and ping pong table, massuese, basketball hoop outside room, turkey burgers, filet mignon, baked potato w/ sour cream, recycling bins
Kathy Lee Gifford-3 dressing rooms w/full length mirrors, airline tickets-3 1st class rd trip from NY, 2 rd trip coach from Baltimore, 2 rd trip coach from Las Vegas, 1st class hotel-2 bedroom suite and 5 rooms, special colored lighting specific to her and band, 2 bottles of white wine
Busta Rhymes-6 bottles of champagne, 1 bag of peppermints, 24 pc bucket of chicken from KFC, 1 box Lifestyles or Rough Riders condoms ribbed
Luciano Pavarotti-no distinct smells near him, no flowers/noise/smoking backstage, toilet w/soft toilet paper, golf cart, 5 star hotel-master suite must be completely dark at all times, fruit juicer

It reminds me of the movie Airheads...when they make all those stupid demands like the naked pic of Bea Arthur!! If I ever become famous and have a rider I think I will require that everyone around me can only wear the color LIME GREEN. Everyone MUST address me as "Oh Superior One", and I may only eat foods that begin with the letter "Q"!!

1 Comments:

Blogger delilah said...

You'd probably lose a lot of weight because there aren't many foods that start with the letter Q. By the way, you can go on www.thesmokinggun.com they have tons of riders on there.

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